Stephen points out this link for how to make underpant toast, and offers his own suggestion for satsuma elephants.
I'm in my mid-30s with one wife, two children and a cat.
Professionally, I'm a science editor - I've been self-employed and worked in-house for Elsevier Science and currently work for a university press on school science textbooks.
I play fiddle (traditional), read science fiction, dabble in theology, and write about whatever takes my fancy.